Session Goods Review
3 Reasons You Need To Try Session Goods
Have you been searching for a bong that doesn’t look like it came straight out of a scene from Pineapple Express? Right there with you.
Unfortunately while cannabis has made great strides over the last few years, smokeware seems to be stuck in the ’70s:
Wild, garish colors, elaborate percolators, brown bong water sloshing up the sides…
Makes you want to dust off your Bob Marley records.
Session Goods Is Changing The Game
Keep on grooving to that Rastaman Vibration if you want, but it’s time our glassware got an upgrade.
Lucky for us, someone’s finally designed a bong with the modern user in mind. Something:
- And approachable in both price and ease of use
That’s right. It’s the new Session Bong, and boy are we here for it.
But is this pipe as powerful as it is attractive? Or will you sacrifice hit quality for something that’s just pretty to look at?
We’ll get to that in a minute.
Video: 3 Things I Love And 1 Thing I Hate About Session Goods
Read This Before You Buy…
Here’s the Deal:
Accessories that match today’s maturing cannabis scene are long overdue.
That’s why Session Goods set out on a mission to bring smokeware up to speed with products that:
- Accommodate the style and sensibility of modern smokers
- And provide the smoothest, most satisfying hits you’ve ever experienced
Not just that, but Session has removed all the complexities of smoking for a quicker, simpler process that leaves zero room for error.
In other words, Session’s done all the hard work. Now all that’s left is to:
Sounds pretty good to me.
But what really sets Session Goods apart from all the rest? Let’s count the ways.
1.) Combines Aesthetic and Function Like No Other
Session Goods is like the Tesla of bongs.
It might look simple and understated on the outside, but look closer and you’ll see there’s a lot going on under the hood.
And that’s what I love about this bubbler:
Yes, it’s a big departure from the psychedelic bongs of old, but it doesn’t insist upon itself.
No souped-up design elements or weird, extraneous features that don’t actually do anything.
Session just took all the best parts of this age-old tradition and revamped them for a product that not only delivers but looks amazing doing it.
Sleek, Elegant Design
When I look at Session Goods, one word comes to mind:
This is a bong you can take home to your parents.
From the tapered form and angled mouthpiece to the smooth, solid way it feels in your hand, this modern designer bong is visually-striking while discreet enough to fit in with your home decor.
And to top it off, the silicone accessories come in four different colors so you can customize the Session Bong to fit your style.
- classic Charcoal
- cool Indigo
- cheerful Celery
- and the oh-so-delicate Blush
And while this bong might look like a beaker with a test tube attached, don’t let its simplicity fool you:
There’s a LOT of functionality hidden beneath Session’s minimal design.
For instance, the tilted mouthpiece allows you to smoke comfortably even while leaning back in a chair or lounging on your couch.
And the tapered bong? It not only looks cool, but it also funnels the vapor upwards for a super smooth, super clean draw.
Plus watching this thing fill with smoke is a beautiful sight to behold.
But my favorite part?
This bong is thick.
Like “thicc” thick.
The body, bowl, and downstem are each made of 4mm-deep glass that gives this pipe a nice, substantial feel when held and a rich, reverberative noise when set down.
This is partly thanks to the silicone sleeve, which not only protects the base but also muffles the sound of the bong against hard surfaces.
The result? No more loud clinking noises to harsh your mellow.
Just the click of your lighter and the soothing sound of bubbling water.
Now that’s an ASMR video I’d listen to.
I mean come on…
Is there anything Session hasn’t thought of?
And as if that’s not enough, this bong is made of a special type of glass that serves a very important purpose. But more on that in a minute.
How Does It Hit?
I could waffle on about the design forever, but it’s time to answer the question you’ve been waiting for:
Is the Session Bong as powerful as traditional bubblers?
The short answer is no.
Because it’s better.
Didn’t fool you for a second, did I 🙂
Each design element – though incredibly understated in appearance – is there for a purpose.
The 10 mm bowl allows you to pack in a ton of herb, and the tapered form creates a siphon effect that actually funnels the smoke up to your mouth.
That means you get a cleaner, more powerful pull than you would with your typical cylindrical bong.
Not just that, but the body itself is also larger than most accessories this size, which means one load-up of smoke creates the perfect-sized hit.
The end result? The smoothest, most satisfying session every time.
What Kind of Dry Herb Can I Use?
Any kind you like! The Session Bong is fully equipped to handle any dry herb your heart desires – from marijuana to CBD flower.
My personal favorite? Cannaflower’s Cherry Wine hemp flower pictured here:
If you like sweet stonefruit layered with piney undertones, this is the flower for you. I can’t get enough of it.
Further Reading: Berkshire CBD / Cannaflower Review
2.) Highly Durable
In addition to being both beautiful and powerful, the Session Bong is sturdy.
Like really sturdy.
We’re talking Incredible Hulk levels of resiliency here – so much so this would probably be his pipe of choice.
In fact that guy could use a good session more than anyone (might want to add this to the Christmas shopping, Mrs. Hulk).
So how is the Session Bong so durable?
First, the cool little silicone footer not only conceals the waterline at the bottom of the bowl, but it also protects the glass base from breaking when dropped.
And speaking of glass…
The body, bowl, and downstem are each made of borosilicate glass, a type of glass created with silica and boron trioxide.
Why is that important?
Because it automatically puts Session Goods head and shoulders above other bongs in two ways:
1.) It’s more resistant to thermal shock.
2.) It’s a LOT harder to break when dropped.
This means the Session Bong won’t crack under extreme temperature changes or shatter on impact like regular glass.
So maybe don’t go driving over it with your car, but this baby is a godsend if you have a habit of dropping things on the kitchen floor 🙋♂️
And even if you do somehow manage to break it, Session generously includes an extra grommet, one-hitter bowl, and downstem for those inevitable accidents.
I’m looking at you, Hulky.
3.) Quick And Easy Cleanup
If you hate cleaning as much as I do, you’re going to love the Session Bong.
No nooks and crannies = no pesky resin buildup.
That’s because unlike most bongs that pretty much consist of a narrow tube with a bulb at the bottom, Session’s body tapers straight down to a flat base, making cleanup a breeze.
And if you’ve ever tried to clean a beaker or a round-based bong (or heaven forbid a multi-chamber bong), you know why this is a big deal.
I also love that you can detach the grommet, bowl, and downstem and simply leave them to soak overnight (I’m all about those overnight soaks).
But the best part of it all?
The cleaning caps.
Who knew such a small add-on could bring so much joy to my life?
Ten dollars will get you two of these little silicone caps, and let me tell you:
They’re worth every penny.
Simply fill up the body with some coarse salt and rubbing alcohol, pop on the cleaning caps, and shake it like a polaroid picture.
Zero to clean in less than 30 seconds (and a nice little arm workout to boot).
I’ve never enjoyed cleaning something more in my life.
When it comes to aesthetic and hit quality, I can safely say Session Goods is:
1.) A thousand times better than anything you’ll find at your local headshop
2.) Absolutely worth the $120 price tag
Honestly, it’s a steal.
And if you don’t believe me, just look at these customer reviews:
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
If you’re searching for smokeware that looks amazing AND hits like a dream, you won’t find better than Session Goods.
Top-of-the-line craftsmanship, unparalleled durability, and the smoothest, most enjoyable sessions of your life.
We give them an A+ and can’t recommend them enough.
Click On The Link To See If Session Goods Is Right For You
- Session Water Bong: $120
- Session Water Pipe: $40
- Silicone Accessories: $20
- Cleaning Caps: $10
- Bong and hand pipe made of borosilicate glass
- Protective silicone footer
- Interchangeable silicone pieces
- Low waterline and easy pulling
- Includes carrying case box and replacement pieces
- Height: 10 in
- Base Width: 3.3 in
- Downstem: 2.5 in / 14 mm
- Bowl size: 10 mm
- Glass thickness: 4 mm